You know you are a mom when....

 You know you are a mom when...

• you have to get back in the shower because you forgot to shave both legs
• your realize you are overfilling your glass at the refrigerator because your too busy watching your children
• you can't remember if you have taken your vitamin yet or not for the morning
• you just realized you have had ketchup on your shoulder all day
• you have to taste the sippy cup, because you can't remember when you gave your child milk
• you can't find your wallet, keys, or phone in your purse, but you can find diapers, trains, and hand sanitizer
• you are leaving the house have the kids in the car seats and start looking for your phone realizing you are talking to your husband on it.
• you walk into a room and you have to stand there trying to remember why you walked into that room
• you spend 30 minutes a day looking for your keys
• you find your keys underneath a stuffed animal riding a car
• you have cartoon theme songs stuck in your head all day
• you find yourself using the terms potty and tummy in adult conversations
• you raid the Easter candy stash and give it a sniff to fix those cravings. 
• you sit in your driveway listening to the radio enjoying the moment of peace while both your children are sleeping in their car seats
• you drive past your destination TWICE
• you brag about your kids way too much