Things I never thought I would say as a mother.

Both of my children asleep in the crib. 

• "Hunter stop crawling into Lorelei's crib and go back to your own bed!
• "Lorelei stop crawling into the toilet!"
• "Hunter don't put anymore bath toys in the toilet"
• "Hunter a bear is not coming get back in time out"
• "Hunter stop dragging Lorelei under the bed"
• "Lorelei stop licking Hunter's head"
• "Hunter Lorelei isn't a puppy!"
• "Okay Hunter I will put Lorelei in time out for pulling your hair, but she doesn't even know what it is."
• "Hunter stop throwing your food on the floor so you can eat like a dog!"
• "Hunter just because the door bell rang doesn't mean you should start barking"
• "Lorelei Jean stop taking off your diaper!"
• "No Hunter Lorelei doesn't need a cookie I think you just want one"
• "No Hunter I can't poop pizza!"
• "Hunter where did you get that peanut butter and jelly sandwich?!"
• "Hunter please stop hiding food to save for later!"
• "Hunter where are you hiding your food?!"
• "Lorelei where did you get a gummy worm from?
• "Hunter pull your pants back up we only pee on trees in the country!!"
• "I don't think a dinosaur made this mess!"
• "I don't think you are putting a blanket on Lorelei's head to protect her from a bear"
• "Lorelei I just sat you down where did you go?!"
• "Lorelei how did you crawl under the recliner?!"
• "It is too quiet what are you two up to?!"
• "Mommy is just going potty it isn't world war III and sticking your fingers under the door won't make it go faster" 
• "God doesn't just live on the roof he is everywhere"
• "Sorry Hunter I can't magically make Benny appear"
• "Hunter are your sure Lorelei is the one that thinks there is a monster in your room?"
• "Hunter don't ride Lorelei!"
• "Hunter please don't let Lorelei pick your nose!"
• "Putting your hands over your eyes doesn't mean I can't see you"
• "Anton please stop teaching Hunter to say now woman. It was only funny the first time"
• "Anton they our children except when they are misbehaving then they are yours."
• "Please don't give them caffeine period, but especially before bed!"
• " Your pooped 2 sharks and a whale? Good for you!"

All I can say life is a lot more interesting than I expected. I love my family!