15 July 2011

A Big Pile of Laundry!

As I was getting ready to fold my big pile laundry last night I thought I would look up a couple of quotes that reflected my mood!
There Lorelei is. Phew!

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”  Dr. Laurence J. Peter quotes 
My Happy Girl. So much more fun to play with than fold laundry!
Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing? - Katharine Whitehorn
Behind every successful woman... is a basket of dirty laundry.
My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.  ~Erma Bombeck
Did you just toot on the clothes?!

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.  ~Roseanne Barr
Hunter is asleep you have the whole load to yourself Lorelei!
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.  No one else cares.  Why should you?  ~Erma Bombeck

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.  ~Cecil Baxter

I didn't mean to have the whole load to eat!

A clean house is the sign of a boring person.  ~Author Unknown

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

My mother was a wonderful, wonderful woman with a lovely voice who hated housework, hated cooking even more and loved her children. She was always arranging church activities such as a bazaar.
Maureen Forrester 

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. – Anonymous

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. – Marcelene Cox

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. – Phyllis Diller

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Anonymous

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies.” –Phyllis Diller

 My thoughts exactly!

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