14 February 2009
Happy Valentines Day!
Happy V day from our family to yours. For fun here are a few V-day jokes.
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
Frank you for being my friend!
Howard you like a big kiss?
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
You're nuts so bad yourself!
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Posted by Mercedes at 10:17 AM